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 Doctor Robert
 
  
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 You're a new and better man
 
 He helps you to understand
 
 He does everything he can
 
 Doctor Robert
  
 
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 Doctor Robert
  
 
 Ring, my friend, I said you'd call
 
 Doctor Robert
 
 Ring, my friend, I said you'd call
 
 Doctor Robert
 
 Doctor Robert