Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed I can't, I'm Sandra Dee (Watch it) hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought-up that way Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day (Hey, hey)
I don't drink (no) or swear (no) I don't rat my hair (no) I get ill from one cigarette (Cough-cough-cough) Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers Would you pull that crap with Annette?
As for you, troy Donahue I know what you wanna do You've got your crust, I'm no object of lust I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis, let me be Keep that pelvis far from me Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool Hey, fongu, I'm Sandra Dee
(You're not making fun of me, are you, Rizz?) Some people are so touchy