Hey l'm gonna tell you, a fucking sad story
My sad story
L had a girlfriend so cute many moons ago
She was bisexual, yeah, my type of girl
And l was someone kind, so l said to her
You can hang out whit girls, l don't mind, come on
She said yes. L thought that my idea was fun
Cause l was picturing myself making a threesome
Fuking my girl whit a condom on in my gun
And tho other girl licking balls like a thirsty dog
But l was wrong... She met a beauty girl in a mall
And a month later she told me that was falling in love
Because this beauty new girl had a fuking bubble butt
Then l said stop... L got a boner below my pants
That's why she left... L took my phone and called my friends
L told them l was depressed and needed drinks to forget
They said: "Get out to the club to get some asses to fuck"
But what happened in the club is something l can't forget [yeap]
If you have a girlfriend
Don't let her date girls
If she's not going to let you do a threesome
[Nah, Don't think about it, bro]
If someone you don't know
Want you to get drunk
You alwas have to say that you don't want
[Listen, Don't do drugs]
I was at the club and a girl approached
She gave me a drink and I drunk the shot
And then she said: “Oh, I need go
To the bathroom, could you come with me all alone? ”
Well, I can go, but better be quick, bitch
Cause I gotta go back to my fucking business
There are a lot of girls searching a discreet man
That's why they look at me to cheat on their boyfriends
But I fell in a fucking trap in the bathroom
She put a fuckin' Magnum in my head (-Shut the fuck up)
Claiming that I was disgusting in all my rap songs
She was going to rape me, punish me for what I said
-Hey, why my dick is getting erect?
-I put Viagra in your drink to facilitate rape
-Oh shit, you're fat as fuck
You are here to fuck me to break my cock
(Help!)
If you have a girlfriend
Don't let her date girls
If she's not going to let you do a threesome
(Nah, don't think about it, bro)
If someone you don't know
Want you to get drunk
You always have to say that you don't want
(Listen, don’t do drugs)
I don't know what the fuck was going on with the guards
They didn't come to me to save my dick from a fat
Bitch, rapist, ugly slut with a cunt
Nobody knew that I was in trouble cause Imma man
Suddenly, I heard something outside, and were steps
And then a lot of girls came and walked to my place
And for a moment I thought that I would be safe from the fuckin' whale
But I was wrong, they started a line to rape me and they were like ten
This bitch and her friends riding on my dick
Not because my sperm, but to break my prick
Like a little stick when you hit it with bricks
And I was so scared but I couldn't scape
And then a guard appeared and this is what he said
-What the fuck is happening? Is this a rape? (-Help)
Everybody knows that you can't rape a man
Without pay to the guard 10 dollars per woman”
If you have a girlfriend
Don't let her date girls
If she's not going to let you do a threesome
(Nah, don't think about it, bro)
If someone you don't know
Want you to get drunk
You always have to say that you don't want
(Listen, don't do drugs)
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na
