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Half Man Half Biscuit - Them's the Vagaries
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Half Man Half Biscuit - (live!)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - 1966 And All That
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Half Man Half Biscuit - 4AD3DCD
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Country Practice
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Lilac Harry Quinn
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Shropshire Lad
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Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Arthur's Farm
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Bob Wilson, Anchorman
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Christian Rock Concert
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Corgi Registered Friends
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Half Man Half Biscuit - D'you Ken Ted Mould
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Dickie Davis Eyes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Everything's AOR
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Half Man Half Biscuit - For What Is Chatteris
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Girlfriend's Finished With Him
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Half Man Half Biscuit - He Who Would Valium Take
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Hedley Verityesque
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Half Man Half Biscuit - I Hate Nerys Hughes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
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Half Man Half Biscuit - If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Let's Not
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Look Dad No Tunes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - National Shite Day
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Ordinary to Enschede
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Our Tune
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintballs Coming Home
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Prag Vec at the Melkweg
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Reasons to Be Miserable
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Restless Legs
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Sealclubbing
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Shit arm, bad tattoo
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Referees Alphabet
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Trumpton Riots
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Twenty-Four Hour Garage People
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Tyrolean Knockabout
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Vatican Broadside
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Half Man Half Biscuit - When The Evening Sun Goes Down
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Yipps (My Baby Got The)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - You're Hard
I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
Half Man Half Biscuit
Woke up this morning and found myself in bed.
My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil.
I dreamt about about a love-affair
In far-off B(y)uda-Pest.
The sort of thing that shivers every {? pale. ?}
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I went on {? Docksla ?} cuisine, in a bi-linguistic mood.
And Morphy Richards showed up with the goods.
I was feeling hungry both this morning and last night,
and with an appetite like that you see the {? woods. ?}
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide, and
Is this the bit where we release all that raw energy, and
Is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers,
Like wot they do in music mags?!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wham bam thank you.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wooo oooh ooh.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
