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Half Man Half Biscuit - (live!)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - 1966 And All That
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Half Man Half Biscuit - 4AD3DCD
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Country Practice
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Lilac Harry Quinn
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Half Man Half Biscuit - A Shropshire Lad
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Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Arthur's Farm
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Bob Wilson, Anchorman
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Christian Rock Concert
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Corgi Registered Friends
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Half Man Half Biscuit - D'you Ken Ted Mould
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Dickie Davis Eyes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Everything's AOR
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Half Man Half Biscuit - For What Is Chatteris
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Girlfriend's Finished With Him
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Half Man Half Biscuit - He Who Would Valium Take
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Hedley Verityesque
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Half Man Half Biscuit - I Hate Nerys Hughes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
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Half Man Half Biscuit - If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Let's Not
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Look Dad No Tunes
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Half Man Half Biscuit - National Shite Day
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Ordinary to Enschede
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Our Tune
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintballs Coming Home
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Prag Vec at the Melkweg
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Reasons to Be Miserable
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Restless Legs
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Sealclubbing
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Shit arm, bad tattoo
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O
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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Referees Alphabet
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Them's the Vagaries
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Trumpton Riots
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Twenty-Four Hour Garage People
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Tyrolean Knockabout
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Vatican Broadside
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Half Man Half Biscuit - When The Evening Sun Goes Down
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Yipps (My Baby Got The)
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Half Man Half Biscuit - You're Hard
Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
Half Man Half Biscuit
Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr
And I saw in a dream
Your charmless associates in a stretch limousine
They were plunging headlong into a ravine
And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing
Came the behemoth, seven score and nine
To rescue all the children from their parents on the line
And they took them to a crash site
Unfurled a ball of twine
And tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign
No more the Multiplex
Stood in its stead
Pleasure grounds with maze in the shape of a sled
Outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
'Equus On The Buses', starring Mr Ed
And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing
And a plague fell upon the Retail Park
And a storm broke over Henman Hill
And the christening party arsehole
Who hitherto had blurred
My conception of man as nature's final word
Was fleeing from the lava
His SatNav pleading thus:
'I'm not from round here mate, you should have got the bus'
Enter then a real rat pack
Millions pouring in
And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown
And the nights are drawing in
And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
Your Evening of Swing
