When the earth was still flat 
 And clouds made of fire 
 And mountains stretched up to the sky 
 Sometimes higher 
 Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs 
 They had two sets of arms 
 They had two sets of legs 
 They had two faces peering 
 Out of one giant head 
 So they could watch all around them 
 As they talked; while they read 
 And they never knew nothing of love 
 It was before the origin of love 
 The origin of love 
    And there were three sexes then 
 One that looked like two men 
 Glued up back to back 
 Called the children of the Sun 
 And similiar in shape and girth 
 Were the children of the earth 
 They looked like two girls rolled up in one 
 And the children of the Moon 
 Were like a fork shoved on a spoon 
 They were part Sun, part earth, part daughter, part son   
 The origin of love   
 When the gods grew quite scared 
 Of our strength and defiance 
 And Thor said: I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer 
 Like I killed the giants 
 But Zeus said: No 
 You better let me use my lightning like scissors 
 Like I cut the legs off the whales 
 And dinosaurs into lizards 
 Then he grabbed up some bolts 
 He let out a laugh 
 Said: I'll split them right down the middle 
 Gonna cut them right up in half 
 And the storm clouds gathered above 
 Into great balls of fire   
 And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts 
 Like shining blades of a knife 
 And it ripped right through the flesh 
 Of the children of the Sun and the Moon 
 And the earth 
 And some Indian God sewed the wound up 
 Into a hole 
 Pulled it 'round to our bellies 
 To remind us the price we pay 
 And Osiris and the gods of the Nile 
 Gathered up a big storm 
 To blow a hurricane 
 To scatter us away 
 A flood of wind and rain 
 A sea of tidal waves 
 To wash us all away 
 And if we don't behave 
 They'll cut us down again 
 We'll be hopping around on one foot 
 And looking through one eye   
 The last time I saw you 
 We had just split in two 
 You were looking at me 
 I was looking at you 
 You had a way so familiar 
 I could not recognize 
 'Cause you had blood on your face 
 I had blood in my eyes 
 But I could swear by your expression 
 That the pain down in your soul 
 Was the same as the one down in mine 
 Oh, that's the pain 
 That cuts a straight line down through the heart 
 We call it love 
 We wrapped our arms around each other 
 Trying to shove ourselves back together 
 We were making love 
 Making love 
 It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago 
 When by the might hand of Jove 
 It was a sad story how we became 
 Lonely two-legged creatures 
 It's the story 
 Of the origin of love 
 That's the origin of love