Hey 
    This Ain't A love song, 
 But Don't Get me wrong, 
 I'm gonna love you all night long 
 while your turning me on, 
 till the lovin' and the liquor's gone,   
 and if you wanna like 
 girl you'd better find me 
 before the sun goes down, 
 and if you wanna hate me 
 it ain't gonna take me 
 long just stick around   
 It's like a match to gasoline 
 I'm nice as hell till i get mean,   
 I'll be your prom king early 
 mr. clean Charmin 
 your momma at your front door,   
 and then your late night bar fight 
 Damn right i'm the guy 
 passed out on your floor,   
 ain't gotta spin me around to see 
 there ain't no in-between the two sides of me,   
 This ain't rehab 
 I ain't that bad 
 too many good times to be had, 
 I ain't hanging my hat 
 till i'm stumbling down that path   
 but if you wanna like me 
 better catch me right before the shot goes down, 
 and if you wanna hate me 
 I won' think your crazy 
 there's other girls in town,   
 right now i'm mr. right 
 but that ain't gonna last all night   
 I'll be your prom king early 
 mr. clean Charmin 
 your momma at your front door,   
 and then your late night bar fight 
 Damn right i'm the guy 
 passed out on your floor,   
 (chorus 2X)