I've landed myself in a jam,
 
 I knew it the moment the prison door slammed.
 
 I shot a man dead just to show how tough I am.
 
 It wasn't planned.
 
 The way it went down it was late,
 
 I got a bit fresh with some other man's date,
 
 He met me outside and that's where he met his fate. 
 
 (A big mistake)
 
 My lawyer said I had no "just cause"
 
 And the best I could do was to clutch at straws.
 
 Now you son-of-a-gun, look at what you've done.
 
  
  My record was no help at all,
 
 I've got a string of convictions since juvenile hall.
 
 I stood up in court and they nailed me to the wall.
 
 (And that was all...)
 
 The jury were sure that I lied.
 
 It took all of ten minutes for those good people to decide.
 
 The judge hid a smile as he sentenced me with pride.
 
 Nobody cried.
 
 Now I'm looking at twenty before parole,
 
 By the time I get out of here I'll be old.
 
 Now you son-of-a-gun, look at what you've done
 
 You son-of-a-gun, you're missing all the fun.
  
 
 What I wouldn't give now to have a good time with my friends...
 
 And what I wouldn't give now to live my life over again.
 
 I'd do it all over again!
  
 
 I'm sick of the everyday grind
 
 And in a world without women's about to make me go blind.
 
 They say life goes on but, then, I put mine behind.
 
 Just doing time. Just doing time.
 
 I got the conviction that I was framed
 
 But I'll still be stuck in here all the same.
 
 Now, you son-of-a-gun, look at what you've done.
 
 Yeah, you son-of-a-gun, you're missing all the fun.