I'm drinking "Mother's Ruin"
 
 And grooving-out to 'You Am I'
 
 "Well, Hi !"
 
 I'm cornered and I'm hoping
 
 For once your mouth ain't open wide
 
 Oh, My! My! My! My!
 
  
  Tell me why 
 
 You can't look me in the eye?
 
 Tell me why 
 
 You always have to lie?
  
 
 What is that strange aroma
 
 That tells me you're not bona-fide?
 
 Oh, why, why, why, why?
 
 It's always necessary
 
 To get you're stories verified.
 
 Oh why..... why, why, why?
  
 
 Tell me why you can't look me in the eye?
 
 Tell me why you always have to lie?
 
 Tell me why, 'cos it's pointless to deny!
  
 
 Please tell me why?
 
 So help me,
  
 
 Your friends are getting fewer.
 
 Have you considered suicide? (You might try)
 
 Your cookie has to crumble
 
 And you'll be eating humble pie in the sky by-and-by.
  
 
 Tell me why you can't look me in the eye? 
 
 Tell me why you always have to lie?
 
 Tell me why Œcos it's pointless to deny!
 
 Tell me why you don't just curl up and die?
  
 
 Tell me why?