What’s in it for me? 
 You don’t get nothing for free. 
 You stand and shake your tin, 
 It gets under my skin. 
 I might see what i can do 
 In another year or two. 
    Let me see: what’s in it for me? 
 ‘cos you don’t - don’t get nothing free. 
 Can you stop? you keep after me 
 But i’m not - not a charity   
 Now you’re back again 
 Just like a long-lost friend 
 With your sorry tale of woe 
 But no-one wants to know. 
 Just give us a rest! 
 You’re making me depressed.   
 Gotta run, i’m a busy man 
 And i’ve done everything i can 
 But you keep stickin’ out your hand 
 Pardon me, you’re in disneyland   
 And i know you’ll think it’s strange, 
 You, i know you’ll think it’s strange 
 But i don’t have any change. 
 So no change.   
 I’ll tell you for free: 
 Don’t waste your breath on me. 
 I’ve heard it all before. 
 Philanthropy’s a bore!   
 Charity! 
 What’s in it for me?