Drinking gin at half past five 
 Chattin up a bird with a dodgy eye 
 I vomit Jaeger on her pasty thighs 
 Do a runner when her fella arives 
    Drop the pills I'm off me crust 
 Meet the lads I'm coming up 
 A cheeky line of devil dust 
 We're a walking gang of lust   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Members only at the club 
 We give the door blokes hit her up 
 Seconds later we're off our rocks 
 In this sweaty pumping box   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Door bell ringing at 3 a.m. 
 The next door neighbour complaining again 
 What's your fucking problem mate 
 I have to work at half past 8 
 Calm it Kermit have a beer 
 We're all decent people here 
 All these birds he licks his lips 
 Wicked mate   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked (Let's get messed up on the town, Cant you hear what is going down) 
 Let's get fucked (Tell them all we're dressed in brown) 
 Let's get fucked up on the town (breakfast started with the goose and crown)   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked 
 Let's get fucked up on the town   
 Let's get fucked!