When I was young, I heard my dad say 
 "Son, I'm leaving now." 
 And he said "Other men do as other men please 
 And Aldous is the name with which I leave you." 
    And here I am 
 While all around me things become hysterical 
 Here I stand 
 Beneath the robes of Lady Liberty 
 Searching for a father in America 
 Searching for a father in America.   
 I was sixteen 
 I took a trip 
 To Washington, D.C. 
 Just my mom and me 
 Saw the reflecting pool 
 And the Capitol 
 A guy wanked off at the Vietnam Memorial.   
 Here I am 
 Staring at a canyon quite deadly 
 Here I stand 
 Baptised beneath the falls of Niagra 
 Searching for a father in America 
 Searching for a father in America.   
 Number one: George Washington 
 Lost his dad when he was one 
 Jimmy Carter made himself a son of wood 
 But like Pinocchio 
 He weren't very good 
 Lincoln, shot by his son 
 In the theater, up his bum 
 Nixon he had no son 
 Too late, his own son was Watergate 
 Ronald Reagan, he got shot 
 For Jodie Foster, quite a lot 
 Nancy, stupid cow 
 He can't remember her no more, yeah.   
 America.   
 When I am old 
 I'll find my dad 
 They'll recreate his body from my DNA 
 And I'll say "Other men do as other men please 
 And Aldous is the name with which I grieve."   
 And now, 
 Here I am 
 Seeking my redemption in this heathen land 
 Here I stand 
 Amidst the stars and stripes and scientists 
 Searching for a father in America 
 Searching for a father in America   
 I am my own father 
 I gave birth to me, yeah