You don't have to keep me on no chain I come running when I hear you call my name I must not be too hard to train Took you no time at all
You don't really like none of my friends You never really know just where I've been When I slip up on your porch at 4AM Like an old stray dog
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You scratch me and you pet me And you fight me And even let me win Now and then You scold me you tease me Then you hold me And tell me I'm your friend Making love to you babe Ain't so hard You treat me like a Dog in the yard
Sometimes you kick at me when I'm down It drives you crazy when I just lay around No matter what you do I think I've found The perfect home
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You scratch me and you pet me And you fight me And even let me win Now and then You scold me you tease me Then you hold me And tell me I'm your friend Making love to you babe Ain't so hard You treat me like a Dog in the yard
