My home is not a house 
 I'm surrounded by no walls 
 But I'm as quiet as a mouse 
 You'll never know I'm here at all 
 It seems I'm always disappearing 
 With my world thrown in a case 
 But do you know just how endearing 
 I find your little place? 
    I constantly remind myself one thing 
 This is where I always said I'd be 
 I'll drain a well of insincerity 
 And spend my fifteen minutes here with me   
 Oh I really get around 
 Oh I really get around 
 I'll take a silver plated jet plane 
 Yeah, and run it in the grounds 
 Take the scissor to the strings 
 That gather human beings 
 And take you on that holiday 
 You dream about   
 I've got a secret 
 I can tell you 
 All about my secret 
 But I think I'd better show you   
 Constantly remind myself one thing 
 This is where I always swore I'd be (right here) 
 I'll drain your lake and leave those fish to doubt 
 Everything they knew before the drought   
 Oh, but I really get around 
 Did I mention that I really get around 
 I'll spend some time in Turkey 
 Just tryin' to get the hang of things 
 Oh and I could be a rich man 
 But what a bitch man 
 And then I'll have mentioned things which just come naturally   
 (Oh I've got a secret... I've got a secret 
 I can tell you 
 All about my secret 
 But I think I'd better show you