Well I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 
 I am ready, ready as anybody can be
 
 I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
 
 Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame
 
 It shoots tombstone bullets with the ball and chain
 
 I'm drinkin' TNT and smokin' dynamite
 
 I hope some schoolboy pick a fight
 
  
  'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 
 Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
  
 
 Now listen
 
 All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
 
 Know you feel like I ain't nowhere
 
 But stop what you're doin' honey, come over here
 
 I'll prove it to you baby that I ain't no square
  
 
 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 
 Now I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
 
 Look out, look out
  
 
 Well I been drinkin' gin like never before
 
 I'm feelin' so good honey that's for sure
 
 One more drink honey I wish you would
 
 Take a whole lot of lovin' to make me feel good
  
 
 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 
 Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for
 
 A ready for, a ready for
  
 
 Well I'm ready for
 
 Oh baby, you know I'm ready for you