Well if you're lookin' for a good time
 
 Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
 
 The kinda good time you will
 
 Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening
 
 At the Top Hat Bar and Grille
 
  
  Well, at the Top Hat Bar and Grille
 
 There is a waitress name of Lil
 
 Well, she's a honky tonky
 
 Little bit chunky divorcee
 
 She wear them tight hippy hugger slacks
 
 You can believe it when I tell you, Jack
 
 That she's a dancin', prancin', hard romancin'
 
 P-I-E-C-E
 
 And she can do the boogie woogie
 
 She can do the boogaloo
 
 And she can do the hootchie cootchie
 
 Oh, and she knows how to nasty, too
  
 
 So if you're lookin' for a good time
 
 Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
 
 The kinda good time you will
 
 Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening
 
 At the Top Hat Bar and Grille
  
 
 Well, at the Top Hat Bar and Grille
 
 They got this bouncer name of Gil
 
 He is a honky tonky
 
 Heavily funky ex-marine
 
 He wear dem skintight body builder shirts
 
 And Jack, he'll knock you out into the dirt
 
 But if you got no money or you try to be funny
 
 Then mother you gonna see
 
 That man gonna do the boogie woogie
 
 He gonna do the boogaloo
 
 He gonna do the hootchie cootchie
 
 And he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you
  
 
 So if you're lookin' for a good time
 
 Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
 
 The kinda good time you will
 
 Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening
 
 At the Top Hat Bar and Grille
 
 Lookin' for a good time
 
 Lookin' for a bad time
  
 
 So if you're lookin' for a good time
 
 Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
 
 The kinda good time you will
 
 Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening
 
 At the Top Hat Bar and Grille