Talkin' about my new french girlfriend We met yesterday her name's renee Armpit hairs and black berets. She drinks her coffee on ambrettes She always looks like she's depressed She smokes before, during, and after sex yeah.
Talkin' about my new french girlfriend Dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine And we share the same bra size. And she made me grow a thin mustache And now I look just like her dad Coincidentally his name is renee too yeah
And when we kiss nothin' but tongue She hasn't showered in a month And did I mention The bitch don't like to shower.
