since you've been gone, I've cried a river for you
 
 but I'm just wastin' time, and wastin' water, too
 
 I'm hanging out these nights, in these twilight worlds
 
 with all the late-night news, and the weather-girls
 
 no-one here but me, so I sit and cheer,
 
 watchin' sports t.v., sipping luke-warm beer
 
 I can take the pain, I can stand the rain
 
 but what I cannot bear, is that bum givin' you his name
 
  
  I'd like to tell all the whole wide world,
 
 what a cryin' shame this is
 
 but I get tongue-tied up,
 
 just tryin' to say my name without sayin' his
  
 
 what kind of a man am I? givin' up on love without a try
 
 thought what we had was, like, a special thing,
 
 now I find your wearin' that bum's ring!
 
 and what kind of a girl are you,
 
 tell me you love me then you tell him, too
 
 guess I'll be wonderin' 'til the day I die,
 
 what kind of man am I?
  
 
 It's a cryin' shame, what's become of me
 
 I'm not half the man, that I used to be
 
 and it's you's to blame, with your dirty tricks
 
 give a dog a name, you'd best beleave it sticks
  
 
 I can't compete with the fancy cars
 
 and the limousines he owns
 
 but there's a heart beatin' ten feet tall
 
 inside of all of this skin an' bones
  
 
 what kind of a man am I? I read the papers,
 
 let the world go by
 
 I let him walk you right through the door,
 
 when I should'a punched him on the jaw
 
 and what kind of a girl are you,
 
 tell me you love me then you tell him, too
 
 too dumb to laugh and too proud to cry,
 
 what kind of man am I?
  
 
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 it's bad enough tryin' to hold my head up
 
 on the streets of our tiny town
 
 if ther's a God up in heaven,
 
 I wonder if he'd send a bolt of lightnin' down?
  
 
 what kind of a man am I?
 
 I'd love to tell you but I'm too damn shy
 
 I stood an' let him give me all that grief,
 
 when I should'a kicked him in the teeth!
 
 and what kind of a girl are you,
 
 tell me you love me then you tell him too
 
 guess I'll be wonderin' 'til the day I die,
 
 what kind of man am I?