I lost my patience several decades ago 
 Around the time I was in utero 
 They taught me all about hyenas and vultures 
 I saw them worshiping their tyrants with sculptures 
    It takes olympic-level intestinal fortitude 
 To watch what you are doing to your food 
 I'd rather watch a seagull swallow a rabbit 
 You see an opportunity 
 So, you grab it   
 All that school for nothing 
 Heavens' to betsy 
 Baby, you're really something 
 All that therapy and money down the toilet 
 I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it   
 I got the seven-year itch about 2 minutes in 
 When they told me 'bout the concept of original sin 
 I learned a lot watching the films of stanley kubrick 
 I saw them worshiping large pieces of fabric   
 All that school for nothing 
 Heavens' to betsy 
 Baby, you're really something 
 All that therapy and money down the toilet 
 I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it   
 You're not honest, you're just a prick   
 All that school for nothing 
 Heavens' to betsy 
 Baby, you're really something 
 All that therapy and money down the toilet 
 I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it   
 All that school for nothing 
 Heavens' to betsy 
 Baby, you're really something 
 All that therapy and money down the toilet 
 I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it