You could probably say I'm difficult 
 I probably talk too much 
 I overanalyse and over think things 
 Yes it's a nasty crutch 
    I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking 
 So that I can 
 Concerning 2 way streets I have to say 
 That I am not a fan   
 But I am the greatest motherfucker 
 That you'll ever gonna meet 
 From the top of my head 
 Down to the tips off the toes on my feet   
 So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime 
 And don't forget you could be laughing 
 65 percent more of the time 
 You could be laughing 
 65 percent more of the time   
 Half of the time I think I'm in some movie 
 I play the underdog of course 
 I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe 
 They could dig up Richard Burton's corpse   
 I am not who you think I am 
 I am quite angry with I barely can conceal 
 You think I hate myself, it's you I hate 
 Because you have the nerve to make me feel   
 But I am the greatest motherfucker 
 That you'll ever gonna meet 
 From the top of my head 
 Down to the tips off the toes on my feet   
 So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime 
 And don't forget you could be laughing 
 65 percent more of the time 
 You could be laughing 
 65 percent more of the time   
 I should've practiced my scales 
 I should not be attracted to males 
 But you said that I should learn to love myself 
 Make up your mind, Dr. Frankestein   
 But I am the greatest motherfucker 
 That you'll ever gonna meet 
 From the top of my head 
 Down to the tips off the toes on my feet   
 So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime 
 And don't forget you could be laughing 
 65 percent more of the time 
 You could be laughing 
 63 percent more of the time 
 You could be laughing 
 25 percent more of the time