I was examining the walls of my encephalon 
 Looking for hot heshers playing robotron 
 I was luxuriating on the davenport 
 Flagellating myself like it was some kind of sport 
    Well, that's a bitch 
 C'mon, baby, that's a bitch 
 C'mon, sugar, that's a bitch 
 C'mon, baby, that's a bitch   
 I was deep within the bowels of the establishment 
 Wondering how I'm ever gonna pay the rent 
 I was boning up on my icelandic declensions 
 When the landlord rang me up and said 
 You don't get no extension   
 That's a bitch 
 C'mon, baby, that's a bitch 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch 
 That's a stone old bitch 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch 
 That's a stone old bitch 
 C'mon, baby, that's a bitch   
 I am feeling an unmistakable cacoethes 
 This awsome fellowship with some sort of less perceptive species 
 I am feeling an itch in my medulla oblongata 
 Yeah, it happens a lot the doctor says I got a lotta imagination 
 That could lead to extended bouts of frustration 
 I'm losing patience 
 It's a classic demonstration   
 I was rehearsing my phillipic, it's going to be terrific 
 They will get a dressing down, that'll be apocalyptic 
 I was wondering if should begin to decathect 
 Cause I am feeling to attatched 
 I want to disconnect 
 I was availing myself for some old school neurosis 
 When a fella on the radio said: Bela lugosi's dead   
 Well, baby, that's a bitch 
 C'mon, baby, that's a bitch 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch 
 That's a stone old bitch (c'mon, baby) 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch 
 That's a stone old bitch 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch (that's a bitch) 
 That's a stone old bitch 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch (c'mon, baby, that's a bitch) 
 That's a stone old bitch 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch 
 That's a stone old bitch 
 That's a bitch, that's a bitch (that's a bitch) 
 That's a stone old bitch