He wore cuff khakis crispy clean
 
 Brown top-siders and he doesn't use sunscreen
 
 Navy blue polo shirt
 
 While you chasing that girl in a way-up skirt
 
  
  I see you out there playing the Lacross, I
 
 I know you wanna be the boss, and
 
 As far as I'm concerned you can, but
 
 You know, she'll never understand
  
 
 Come on now, preppy boy
 
 If you've got an opening, then I'm unemployed
 
 So sick and tired of waiting in line
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
  
 
 He wore candy stripe button down
 
 He's got razor-white teeth, they sparkle like a crown
 
 He's got collagen in his hair for the Sun, of course
 
 I gave him my number so that after the divorce
  
 
 He could call me up if he wants to chat
 
 You know I waited so long, now I'm up to bat
 
 He's no Threat Williams, but neither am I
 
 It might be wishful thinkin', but you got to try, now
  
 
 Come on now, preppy boy
 
 If you've got an opening, then I'm unemployed
 
 So sick and tired of waiting in line
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
  
 
 Come on now, preppy boy
 
 If you've got an opening, then I'm unemployed
 
 So sick and tired of waiting in line
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
  
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
  
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time
 
 Call me up if you're down, and you've got the time