Some people like alliteration
 
 But I know it's been an assonance man
 
  
  Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah
 
 Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah
 
 Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah-ah-ah
 
 Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah
 
 Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah-ah
  
 
 Some people like to go on vacation
 
 I decline and conjugate therefore I am
 
 Essen-ab-Gegessen, flechten-floght-gefloghten
 
 Gieben-goss-gegossen, klingen-klang-geklungen, helfen-half-geholfen
  
 
 If you want to get with me
 
 You better have a rhetorical figure
 
 A rhetorical figure
 
 If you want to get up on this
 
 You better have a rhetorical figure
 
 A rethorical figure
 
 Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure)
 
 Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure)
  
 
 Epizeuxis, epizeuxis, epizeuxis, epizeuxis
 
 We use it a lot, but the spell kind of spooks us
 
 You constant employment of analogy
 
 Is a turn on that is certainly not lost on me
  
 
 If you want to get with me
 
 You better have a rhetorical figure
 
 A rhetorical figure
 
 If you want to get up on this
 
 You better have a rhetorical figure
 
 A rethorical figure
 
 Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure)
 
 Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure)
  
 
 You're an expert when it comes to using paraprosdokians
 
 Unlike so many of your fellow Americans
 
 I love the way you use aposiopesis
 
 Much more than when you make use of antirrhesis
  
 
 If you want to get with me
 
 You better have a rhetorical figure
 
 A rhetorical figure
 
 If you want to get up on this
 
 You better have a rhetorical figure
 
 A rhetorical figure
 
 If you want to know the truth
 
 I prefer a rhetorical figure
 
 A rhetorical figure
 
 If you want to get up on this
 
 You better have a rhetorical figure
 
 A rethorical figure
 
 Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure)
 
 Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure)
  
 
 So many people chasing sacagaweas
 
 Me I'd rather have a bunch of onomatopoeias
 
 Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle
 
 Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle
 
 Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle
 
 Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle