Jill and I were talking just the other day about the bowerbirdies
 
 And the little houses they made
 
 They collect sticks and objects in lovely colours
 
 In order to attract a special and suitable lover
 
  
  And David thinks the hummingbirds are fascinating
 
 I wonder if they invented the art of speed dating?
 
 They flap their wings 50 to 200 times per second
 
 I guess that's how they get those crazy pecs
  
 
 But it was the flight of the common snipe
 
 Which kept me up in my bed at night
 
 And I thought about what it was to him
 
 A reflection of his beauty which made my head swim
  
 
 Have you ever seen a picture of a cassowary?
 
 It has a six-inch claw which I find rather scary
 
 If you're not careful it may very well eviscerate you
 
 And, if you ask me, that's a dinosaur
  
 
 And what is up with the shoebill stork?
 
 It looks like it's about to stab you with a fork
 
 And yet apparently it's highly prized
 
 Perhaps because its beak is very large in size
  
 
 But it was the flight of the common snipe
 
 Which kept me up in my bed at night
 
 And I thought about what it was to him
 
 A reflection of his beauty which made my head swim
  
 
 And I thought about what it was to him
 
 A reflection of his beauty which made my head swim
  
 
 But it was the flight of the common snipe
 
 Which kept me up in my bed at night
 
 And I thought about what it was to him
 
 A reflection of his beauty which made my head swim