You're so hot I bet you hear that a lot
 
 You're so cool I almost wish I were you
 
 You're so slick it's like you're not even trying
 
 You're so fine but can you tell that I'm lying?
 
 You're so cute but you remind me of somebody else
 
 It's on the tip of my tongue no it's not Orson Welles
 
 You're so ambitious you just know you're gonna win
 
 You're so cute I hope they taught you how to swim
 
  
  You and Hitler oughta get together
 
 You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
 
 You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage
 
 You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage
 
 You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
 
 You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot
 
 Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
 
 You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot
  
 
 You're so sweet I really love how you hate
 
 You seem like someone they should chemically castrate
 
 I bet you're planning to have 17 kids
 
 Then 2 nanoseconds later you'll regret that you did because
 
 You're not thinking, you have trouble with that
 
 You think you're super special but you're just a big twat
 
 You probably went to Chernobyl for your honeymoon
 
 You probably acted surprised when they showed you the room
  
 
 You and Hitler oughta get together
 
 You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
 
 You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage
 
 You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage
 
 You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
 
 You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot
 
 Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
 
 You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot
  
 
 You and Hitler oughta get together
 
 You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
 
 You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage
 
 You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage
 
 You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
 
 You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot
 
 Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
 
 You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot