Well it was my finest hour yes it was (ah ha)
 
 I was the last of the believers in the cause (ah ha)
 
 They tried to sell me Jacob's glory and the answers to the story and the rhythm of the laughable applause
 
  
  And so I buried my belief and road the train (ah ha)
 
 I sang Your Lover Is A Liar in the rain (ah ha)
 
 And though a man he has to eat he's always drowning in defeat only a fool would think the world is round anyway
  
 
 Put your money right where your mouth is
 
 Don't go deaf or blind just to find this
 
 One plus one don't equal an answer
 
 Rhythm doesn't make you a dancer
  
 
 Well, there was a message in the Herald Ttribune (ah ha)
 
 About a house of misrepute the couldn't ruin (ah ha)
 
 And though the medicine they chose was dedicated to the rose it sucked the life from this ridiculous cartoon
  
 
 And so I made some old excuse and I declined (ah ha)
 
 To be a joker and a poacher of the mind (ah ha)
 
 And through the window in the gate I spied the dagger on the plate and left every desperate one of them behind
  
 
 Put your money right where your mouth is
 
 Don't go deaf or blind just to find this
 
 One plus one don't equal an answer
 
 Rhythm doesn't make you a dancer
  
 
 Feel the fever burn down the headlines
 
 Everybody loses it sometimes
 
 One plus one don't equal an answer
 
 Rhythm doesn't make you a dancer