Well he don't come in from the front door 
 Well he don't get buried in the snow 
 Well he don't come in from the front door 
 Well he don't get buried in the snow 
 Part man, part myth, part time, part eskimo 
    Well he don't look pretty in the moonlight 
 Well he don't leave money when he go 
 Well he don't look pretty in the moonlight 
 Well he don't leave money when he go 
 Part man, part myth, part time, ten years ago   
 Watch him dance when the morning just comes 
 Stompin his feet, scratchin up the wall 
 You never get peace, no you never give a slip to who you are 
 It's one step too far 
 Stop that psycho out of this noise 
 Pull a hand to tell em , just make a choice 
 Straightjackets don't fit when you tear em up and pull em half around 
 And around…   
 Well he don't 'duce any no evil 
 Well he don't do the merry-go-round 
 Well he don't 'duce any no evil 
 Well he don't do the merry-go-round 
 Part man, part myth, part time, on the rebound   
 Well he don't need a ticket to toledo 
 Well he don't want buried in the ground 
 Well he don't need a lot, lot libido 
 Well he don't weigh nothin but a pound 
 Part man, part myth, part time, likes a reach around   
 Watch you choke when the girls catch fire 
 Blowing of the smoke tearing out the wire 
 Never know what you don't know if you never lift your head 
 That's what the doctor said 
 Bang when the drums that are taped to the phone 
 Nothing he can do to have the skin and bone 
 There was nothing much anyone could say when he threw up in the rain 
 Well anything to ease the pain…   
 Watch him dance when the morning just comes 
 Stompin his feet, scratchin up the wall 
 You never get peace, no you never give a slip to who you are 
 It's one step too far 
 Stop that psycho out of this noise 
 Pull a hand to tell em , just make a choice 
 Straightjackets don't fit when you tear em up and pull em half around 
 And around… and around and around….