Good evening, I'm your entertainment
While you're laying in bed
Didn't know it could have so much meaning
Looking at you via CBS
Lights up, the balcony
On the edge of their seats
I've been here since before I was me
We're laughing, with the laugh track
It's funny, but we're laughing with ghosts
Cut to a word from our sponsors
I sit down at the desk
Took so long to lose a dimension
But the cue card says I'm next
Lights up, the balcony
On the edge of their seats
I've been here since before I was me
We're laughing, with the laugh track
It's funny, but we're laughing with ghosts
Longer than life, I wanted to be
Watching from home last century
Surprising myself, that version of me
Hey kid, look up, can you believe?
Surprising myself, that version of me
We're laughing, with the laugh track
It's funny, but we're laughing with ghosts
I've been in New York City, Chicago, Illinois
I have been in Boston, Massachusetts and the Quakertown
But I did not feel at home there, so I thought of my hometown
The city of conventions where they make you feel at home
Rochester is a grand ol' city
It's the place I call my home
It's a city of trees and flowers grand
It's certain, united we stand
Rochester made that means quality
With we will all agree
Rochester, take me there!
It's our city where I want to be!
