Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh 
 You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh 
 Get that outta here, fool 
 Mind this is that 
    Go be the guy 
 Marking up the vibe 
 It's only been six minutes since I stepped inside 
 Take a step back 
 You need to relax 
 Pop a chill-phill, you will, but just I know this for a fact   
 Because you're killing me 
 With all your funky energy 
 Give a little space to breathe 
 Now it costs you zero coins 
 To not be annoying   
 So why 
 Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh 
 You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh 
 Get that outta here, fool 
 Mind this is that   
 Let me help you read the room 
 It's clear you don't know how to 
 If I'm gonna play pretend 
 It's gonna have to involve a check   
 Because you're killing me 
 With your retrograded mercury 
 What side is it when I leave? 
 Mmm, and while you're focused on the stars 
 You missed the best part, I know why   
 Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh 
 You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh 
 Get that outta here, fool 
 Mind this is that   
 My word, you are absurd 
 What you see normally is probably a blur 
 'Cause you can't read the room 
 Everything was cute till you came through 
 I'm saying 
 Please stop telling folks that we cool 
 You might like me, but I don't like you 
 Might hurt but I gotta tell the truth 
 'Cause if I waste your time, I'ma waste mine too, oh   
 Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh 
 You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh 
 Get that outta here, fool 
 Mind is this that   
 Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh 
 You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh 
 Get that outta here, fool 
 Mind is this that   
 Everybody just— 
 Weird