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Paul Kelly - Billy Baxter
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Paul Kelly - Desdemona
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Paul Kelly - Every Fucking City
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Paul Kelly - Keep It To Yourself
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Paul Kelly - Little Decisions
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Paul Kelly - Nowhere To Hide
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Paul Kelly - Please Send Me
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Paul Kelly - She's A Melody (Stupid Song)
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Paul Kelly - Some Guys
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Paul Kelly - Summer Rain
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Paul Kelly - The Way Love Used To
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Paul Kelly - Tighten Up
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Paul Kelly - After The Show
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Paul Kelly - Alive And Well
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Paul Kelly - Alone With You
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Paul Kelly - Anastasia Changes Her Mind
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Paul Kelly - Beautiful Feeling
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Paul Kelly - Blue Stranger
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Paul Kelly - Blues For Skip
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Paul Kelly - Bradman
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Paul Kelly - Change Your Mind
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Paul Kelly - Clean This House
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Paul Kelly - Darling It Hurts
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Paul Kelly - Don't Stand So Close To The Window
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Paul Kelly - Down On My Speedway
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Paul Kelly - Everything's Turning To White
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Paul Kelly - Going About My Father's Business
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Paul Kelly - Happy Slave
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Paul Kelly - He Can't Decide
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Paul Kelly - I Wish I Was A Train
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Paul Kelly - I Won't Be Your Dog Anymore
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Paul Kelly - Just Like Animals
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Paul Kelly - Last Resort
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Paul Kelly - Leaving Her For The Last Time
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Paul Kelly - Love Never Runs On Time
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Paul Kelly - Randwick Bells
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Paul Kelly - Recognition
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Paul Kelly - She Answers The Sun
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Paul Kelly - Somewhere In The City
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Paul Kelly - Stealing In The Name Of The Lord
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Paul Kelly - Sydney From A 727
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Paul Kelly - The Execusion
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Paul Kelly - The Lowdown
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Paul Kelly - To Her Door
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Paul Kelly - Touchy Babe
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Paul Kelly - When The Girl's Not Even English
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Paul Kelly - You Can't Take It With You
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Paul Kelly - Your Little Sister (is a big girl now)
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Paul Kelly - (You Can Put Your) Shoes Under My Bed
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Paul Kelly - Adelaide
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Paul Kelly - Before The Old Man Died
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Paul Kelly - Before Too Long
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Paul Kelly - Beggar On The Street Of Love
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Paul Kelly - Behind The Bowler's Arm
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Paul Kelly - Bicentennial
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Paul Kelly - Big Heart
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Paul Kelly - Blush
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Paul Kelly - Brand New Ways
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Paul Kelly - Brighter
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Paul Kelly - Careless
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Paul Kelly - Cherry
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Paul Kelly - Crosstown
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Paul Kelly - Deeper Water
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Paul Kelly - Don't Explain
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Paul Kelly - Don't Harm The Messenger
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Paul Kelly - Don't Start Me Talking
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Paul Kelly - Dumb Things
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Paul Kelly - Elly
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Paul Kelly - Fall Guy
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Paul Kelly - Feeling Of Grief
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Paul Kelly - Forbidden Street
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Paul Kelly - From Little Things Big Things Grow
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Paul Kelly - From St Kilda to Kings Cross
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Paul Kelly - Ghost Town
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Paul Kelly - Glory Be To God
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Paul Kelly - Gossip
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Paul Kelly - Hard Knocks
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Paul Kelly - How to Make Gravy
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Paul Kelly - I Can't Believe We Were Married
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Paul Kelly - I Close My Eyes And Think Of You
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Paul Kelly - I Don't Remember A Thing
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Paul Kelly - I Had Forgotten You
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Paul Kelly - I Hate To Watch You Loving Him
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Paul Kelly - I Still Pray Feat Kasey Chamber
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Paul Kelly - I Won't Be Torn Apart
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Paul Kelly - I've Come For Your Daughter
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Paul Kelly - If I Could Just Start Today Again
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Paul Kelly - Incident On South Dowling
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Paul Kelly - Invisible Me
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Paul Kelly - It's All Downhill From Here
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Paul Kelly - Keep On Driving
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Paul Kelly - Last Train To Heaven
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Paul Kelly - Leaps And Bounds
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Paul Kelly - Lenny (To Live Is To Burn)
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Paul Kelly - Little Boy Don't Lose Your Balls
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Paul Kelly - Look So Fine, Feel So Low
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Paul Kelly - Love Is The Law
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Paul Kelly - Luck
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Paul Kelly - Maralinga (Rainy Land)
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Paul Kelly - Melbourne Girls
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Paul Kelly - Midnight Rain
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Paul Kelly - Most Wanted Man In The World
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Paul Kelly - No You
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Paul Kelly - Pigeon/Jundamurra
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Paul Kelly - Promise Not To Tell
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Paul Kelly - Rally Round The Drum
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Paul Kelly - Right Outta My Head
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Paul Kelly - Satisfy Your Woman
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Paul Kelly - See You In Paradise
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Paul Kelly - Skidding Hearts
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Paul Kelly - So Blue
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Paul Kelly - Somebody's Forgetting Somebody (Somebody's Letting Somebody Down)
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Paul Kelly - South Of Germany
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Paul Kelly - Standing On The Street Of Early Sorrows
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Paul Kelly - Stories Of Me
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Paul Kelly - Sweet Guy
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Paul Kelly - Take Your Time
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Paul Kelly - The Ballroom
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Paul Kelly - These Are The Days
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Paul Kelly - Want You Back
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Paul Kelly - When I First Met Your Ma
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Paul Kelly - White Train
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Paul Kelly - Wintercoat
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Paul Kelly - Words And Music
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Paul Kelly - You're 39, You're Beautiful And You're Mine
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Paul Kelly - Young Lovers
He Can't Decide
Paul Kelly
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide
Now each time that we're together
One by one they ask me whether
I love one more than the other
But I can't decide
LONG TALL WOMAN:
A long tall mama is a mighty good lover
And you never have to worry when she moans
When you're rockin' and a-riding' and a-slippin' and a-slidin'
You're never gonna break her bones
And a long tall mama is a mighty good cover
When the temperature is way down low
And it's well to remember she's much cooler in the summer
There's a breeze everywhere she goes
HIM:
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide
Now each time that we're together
One by one they ask me whether
I love one more than the other
But I can't decide
LITTLE SHORT WOMAN:
A little short mama is a reassure to discover
And she always make a man feel tall
With her sweet disposition she won't make an exhibition
Of herself to every Peter and Paul
A little short mama is a pocketful of pleasure
And she knows a hundred different ways
She's small enough to study every square inch of your body
And her tongue is always full of praise
HIM:
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide
Now each time that we're together
One by one they ask me whether
I love one more than the other
But I can't decide
MIDDLE SIZE WOMAN:
A middle size mama is a just right mama
You can look her squarely in the eye
And it's always perfect weather every minute that you're with her
You never feel the time go by
And she's never too hard and she's never too soft
You fit her like a finger in a glove
And you're closest to perfection when she's give you affection
It's her you're always thinking of
HIM:
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide
THEM:
Now what shall we do with this brother?
Why should we wait at his pleasure?
Let's put all our heads together
If he can't decide
We know what to do with this brother
Send him back home to his mother
'Cause we can get plenty of other
And he can't decide