She walks down the stairs 
 
 with dignity and no rush at all 
 
 Her appearance makes you gasp'n'stare, 
 
 her presence makes you feel like you'd crawl 
 
 She takes a look around the place 
 
 makes the other ladies feel disgraced 
 
  
  She takes a drink and stands 
 
 you just can't take your eyes of her bigure, 
 
 she laughs with her friend who ain't a man 
 
 now you're getting so, so eager 
 
 it's time to try your luck again 
 
 but remember what I say 
  
 
 It's gotta be the real thing 
 
 for that lady 
 
 she ain't here for any faking 
  
 
 You tell her something sweet for starters 
 
 already you know it didn't sound too good 
 
 You start to dream about her caress 'n' 
 
 try so hard  to get her hooked 
 
 you proove yourself but she looks away 
 
 remember what I said 
  
 
 It's gotta be the real thing 
 
 for that lady 
 
 she ain't here for any faking 
  
 
 The Lady, you know she is the earth 
 
 understand and she'll make it worth 
  
 
 she's the swan (s-van) where we all come from 
 
 the most beautiful and healthy one* 
  
 
 give the Lady but be sincere 
 
 she'll give you much of what you need 
  
 
 take her as a self-evidence 
 
 you know she'll slap you in your face 
  
 
 and as the gardeners of this plan (-et) 
 
 I think by now we all understand (stand under?)
  
 
 The two of a kind they need a rest 
 
 remember what I said:
  
 
 It's gotta be the real (reel) thing...