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Lagwagon - May 16th
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Lagwagon - May 16
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Lagwagon - Violins
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Lagwagon - Know It All
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Lagwagon - Angry Days
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Lagwagon - The Worst
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Lagwagon - Heartbreaking Music
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Lagwagon - Lazy
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Lagwagon - Sleep
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Lagwagon - Today
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Lagwagon - I Must Be Hateful
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Lagwagon - Razor Burn
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Lagwagon - After You My Friend
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Lagwagon - Burden Of Proof
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Lagwagon - Burn
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Lagwagon - Dinner And A Movie
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Lagwagon - Dis'chords
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Lagwagon - Drive By
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Lagwagon - Falling Apart
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Lagwagon - Island of Shame
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Lagwagon - Lag Wagon (All Aboard)
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Lagwagon - Leave The Light On
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Lagwagon - Move The Car
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Lagwagon - Owen Meaney
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Lagwagon - The Champ
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Lagwagon - The Cog In The Machine
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Lagwagon - Tragic Vision
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Lagwagon - A Feedback Of Truckshop Poetry
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Lagwagon - B Side
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Lagwagon - Baggage
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Lagwagon - Billionaire
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Lagwagon - Burning Out In Style
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Lagwagon - Bury The Hatchet
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Lagwagon - Change Despair
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Lagwagon - Cheers Theme
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Lagwagon - Confession
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Lagwagon - Days Of New
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Lagwagon - Drag
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Lagwagon - Errands
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Lagwagon - Fallen
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Lagwagon - Goin' South
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Lagwagon - Love Story
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Lagwagon - Mama Said Knock One Out
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Lagwagon - Messengers
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Lagwagon - Mr. Coffee
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Lagwagon - Never Stops
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Lagwagon - No Conviction
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Lagwagon - No One
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Lagwagon - One More Song
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Lagwagon - Over The Hill
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Lagwagon - Reign
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Lagwagon - Runs In The Family
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Lagwagon - Rust
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Lagwagon - Shaving Your Head
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Lagwagon - Stop Whining
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Lagwagon - The Chemist
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Lagwagon - To All My Friends
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Lagwagon - Truth And Justice
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Lagwagon - Want
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Lagwagon - You Know Me
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Lagwagon - Alien 8
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Lagwagon - Alison's Disease
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Lagwagon - Automatic
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Lagwagon - Bad Moon Rising
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Lagwagon - Bad Scene
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Lagwagon - Beer Goggles
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Lagwagon - Black Eyes
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Lagwagon - Bombs Away
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Lagwagon - Bring On The Dancing Horses
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Lagwagon - Bro Dependent
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Lagwagon - Brodeo
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Lagwagon - Brown Eyed Girl
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Lagwagon - Bubble
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Lagwagon - Burn That Bridge When We Get To It
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Lagwagon - Bye For Now
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Lagwagon - Child Inside
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Lagwagon - Choke
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Lagwagon - Coconut
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Lagwagon - Coffee and Cigarettes
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Lagwagon - Creepy
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Lagwagon - Dancing The Collapse
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Lagwagon - Defeat You
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Lagwagon - Demented Rumors
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Lagwagon - Dividers
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Lagwagon - E Dagger
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Lagwagon - Eat Your Words
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Lagwagon - Everything Turn Grey
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Lagwagon - Failure
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Lagwagon - Foiled Again
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Lagwagon - Gun In Your Hand
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Lagwagon - Hurry Up And Wait
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Lagwagon - In Your Wake
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Lagwagon - Infectious
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Lagwagon - Jaded Ways
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Lagwagon - Jimmy Johnson
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Lagwagon - Kids Don't Like To Share
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Lagwagon - Kids in America
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Lagwagon - Lamens Terms
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Lagwagon - Live It Down
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Lagwagon - Losing Everyone
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Lagwagon - Lullaby
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Lagwagon - Made Of Broken Parts
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Lagwagon - Making Friends
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Lagwagon - Max Says
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Lagwagon - Megan
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Lagwagon - Memoirs And Landmines
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Lagwagon - Name Dropping
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Lagwagon - Narrow Straits
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Lagwagon - No Little Pill
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Lagwagon - No One Like You
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Lagwagon - Noble End
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Lagwagon - Obsolete Absolute
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Lagwagon - Of Mind And Matter
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Lagwagon - One Thing To Live
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Lagwagon - Parents Guide To Living
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Lagwagon - Poison in The Well
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Lagwagon - Rager
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Lagwagon - Raise a Family
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Lagwagon - Randal Gets Drunk
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Lagwagon - Resolve
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Lagwagon - Restrain
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Lagwagon - Ride The Snake
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Lagwagon - Rifle
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Lagwagon - S.O.S.
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Lagwagon - Sad Astronaut
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Lagwagon - Sick
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Lagwagon - Smile
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Lagwagon - Status Pools
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Lagwagon - Stokin' the Neighbors
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Lagwagon - Surviving California
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Lagwagon - The Contortionist
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Lagwagon - The Kids Are All Wrong
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Lagwagon - Tomorrow Is Heartbreak
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Lagwagon - Train
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Lagwagon - Twenty Seven
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Lagwagon - Unfurnished
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Lagwagon - Virus
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Lagwagon - Weak
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Lagwagon - Western Settlements
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Lagwagon - Whipping Boy
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Lagwagon - Who Am I
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Lagwagon - Wind In Your Sail
Stokin' the Neighbors
Lagwagon
And I'm drunk and at the helm before too long
And Chris will gladly ride shotgun
'Cause navigating seems like fun
Drunk and out of gas, we drive around and crash
Drivin' through the yard
There's nothin' u can do
Dave's behind the wheel and he's had more than just a few
Suburban families slumber in civility
Awakened to the sights and sounds of the yard they're blowin' down
In their death machine
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive
Dave's a midnight landscaper and he's workin over-time
And he is full throttle, full throttle tonight
Aright
He was almost home, just one more block
He had to hit that last mailbox
Dumped it in a ditch, ain't that a bitch?
Stokin' the neighbors
Dave had to run, dave had to bail
He was havin' too much fun to spend the night in jail
Had no triple a for a tow truck
Called 'em anyway only to hear them say
Hey pal, you're fucked
Hey man, what're ya doin?
I'm goin for another drive, you wanna go Chris?
Ya bro, lemme grab a couple beers
Shouldn't be drivin like that, Dave
Dave's a decent guy like most of us until he drinks
Then his liquid mind takes over how he thinks
And then all that matters is havin' fun
Pulling off the next beer run
On one too many nights, the party's over
Drivin' through the yard
There's nothin' u can do
Dave's behind the wheel and he's had more than just a few
Suburban families slumber in civility
Awakened to aftermath, the neighbors have been stoked
The story you have just heard is true, the names have not been changed to protect the guilty. However, Lagwagon does not condone drinking and driving, they just find this particularly humorous