I spent months gazing at him Sitting ‘cross the hall His dark hair, his glasses Perfect overall He looked so serious He was mysterious
One Tuesday he caught me sneaking in a stare He shot me a smile I nearly tumbled out my chair He said: Who are you? My name is James And that’s when I fell into the flames
Turns out he’s a fool That James Oh, James Oh, how I wasted my days Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James
He said: Do you like museums? They’re open late tonight How about we go together Just you and I And maybe we can have a drink or two I‘d like to learn about you
But James just thought It was alright To go ahead and talk About himself all night Then he really felt he had to say That he’d be a millionaire one day
Turns out he’s a fool That James Oh, James Oh, how I wasted my days Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James
My eyes rolled to the back of my head It seemed like the night would never end At one point I just stopped listening His voice just became too sickening
