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Lawrence Arms - At The YMCA Down The Street From The Clinic
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Lawrence Arms - Lose Your Illusion 1
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Lawrence Arms - Seventeener (17th and 37th)
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Lawrence Arms - The March Of The Elephants
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Lawrence Arms - "I'll Take What's In The Box, Monty"
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Lawrence Arms - 100 Resolutions
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Lawrence Arms - 106 South
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Lawrence Arms - 3AM QVC Shopping Spree Hangover
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Lawrence Arms - A Boring Story
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Lawrence Arms - A Guided Tour Of Chicago
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Lawrence Arms - A Toast
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Lawrence Arms - A Wishful Puppeteer
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Lawrence Arms - Abracadaver
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Lawrence Arms - Acheron River
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Lawrence Arms - Alert The Audience!
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Lawrence Arms - All The Week
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Lawrence Arms - An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance
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Lawrence Arms - Another Boring Story
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Lawrence Arms - Are You There, Margaret? It's Me, God
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Lawrence Arms - Asa Phelps Is Dead
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Lawrence Arms - Beautiful Things
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Lawrence Arms - Beyond The Embarrassing Style
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Lawrence Arms - Boatless Booze Cruise (Part 1)
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Lawrence Arms - Brickwall Views
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Lawrence Arms - Chapter 13: The Hero Appears
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Lawrence Arms - Chicago Is Burning ...
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Lawrence Arms - Criminal
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Lawrence Arms - Cut It Up
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Lawrence Arms - Detention
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Lawrence Arms - Drunk Mouth Kitchen Smile
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Lawrence Arms - Eighteen Inches
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Lawrence Arms - Faintly Falling Ashes
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Lawrence Arms - Fireflies
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Lawrence Arms - Ghost Stories
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Lawrence Arms - Ghostwriter
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Lawrence Arms - Great Lakes/Great Escapes
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Lawrence Arms - Heaven Help Me
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Lawrence Arms - Here Comes The Neighbourhood
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Lawrence Arms - Hesitation Station
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Lawrence Arms - Hey, What Time Is "Pensacola: Wings Of Gold" On Anyway?
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Lawrence Arms - Intransit
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Lawrence Arms - Introduction (The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure Sing The Hobo Clown Chorus)
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Lawrence Arms - Jumping The Shark
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Lawrence Arms - Kevin Costner's Casino
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Lawrence Arms - Key To The City
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Lawrence Arms - Last, Last Words
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Lawrence Arms - Light Breathing (Me And Martha Plimpton In A Fancy Elevator)
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Lawrence Arms - Like a Record Player
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Lawrence Arms - Metropole
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Lawrence Arms - Minute
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Lawrence Arms - Navigating The Windward Passage
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Lawrence Arms - Nebraska
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Lawrence Arms - Necrotism: Decanting the Insalubrious (Cyborg Midnight) Part 7
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Lawrence Arms - Northside, The L&L, And My Number Of Crappy Apartments
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Lawrence Arms - October Blood
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Lawrence Arms - Ol' Mexico Way
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Lawrence Arms - Old Dogs Never Die
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Lawrence Arms - On With The Show
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Lawrence Arms - One Day, We're All Gonna Weigh 400 Lbs
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Lawrence Arms - Outro (Hobo Reprise)
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Lawrence Arms - Overheated
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Lawrence Arms - Porno And Snuff Films
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Lawrence Arms - Presenting: The Dancing Machine
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Lawrence Arms - Quincentuple Your Money
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Lawrence Arms - Recovering The Opposable Thumb
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Lawrence Arms - Requiem Revisited
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Lawrence Arms - Right As Rain (Part 2)
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Lawrence Arms - Sixteen Hours
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Lawrence Arms - Smokestacks
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Lawrence Arms - Take One Down And Pass It Around
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Lawrence Arms - The Corpses Of Our Motivations
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Lawrence Arms - The Devil's Takin' Names
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Lawrence Arms - The Disaster March
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Lawrence Arms - The First Eviction Notice
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Lawrence Arms - The Last One
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Lawrence Arms - The Old-Timer's 2x4
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Lawrence Arms - The Profiteers
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Lawrence Arms - The Rabbit And The Rooster
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Lawrence Arms - The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure
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Lawrence Arms - The Raw And Searing Flesh
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Lawrence Arms - The Revisionist
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Lawrence Arms - The Slowest Drink At The Saddest Bar On The Snowiest Day In The Greatest City
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Lawrence Arms - There's No Place Like A Stranger's Floor
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Lawrence Arms - These Pigs Seem To Be Getting The Best Of Me
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Lawrence Arms - Traditional
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Lawrence Arms - Turnstiles
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Lawrence Arms - Uptown Free Radio
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Lawrence Arms - Warped Summer Extravaganza (Major Excellent)
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Lawrence Arms - Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been
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Lawrence Arms - Your Gravest Words
A Toast
Lawrence Arms
but you run around acting like you're gonna live forever.
you tell me that you're going through hell
but you're puttin' others through it.
you say that i smell like i haven't had a shower in 23 days.
like an unbalanced beer can two minutes too late.
a look like a stale face from a fresh grave with
a chip on my shoulder and an eye full of rage.
ca you taste that tbeer with your back to the bar.
can you smell a cigarette without letting down your guard?
ten cans, 4 a.m. friends, the sad thing is that you'.vre always
been like this.
moaning in a bed shaped like a hearse.
believe the lies that you tell yourself (and it'll never get
worse)
you tell me that my problem is thinking
but i can chase it away with a problem like drinking
(chris doing a sean nader-esque scream)
you tell me you don't wanna get old
but you've got a party on the line and a grave on hold.
like a drunk operator, like a game of roulette,
like a martini balanced on a whiffle ball bat,
when a hard wind blows it's gonna fall down.
when the wind blows there'll be broken glass all around,
like a bright shiny apple with a worm inside.
believe the lies that you tell yourself. this is the only way to die...
