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Lawrence Arms - At The YMCA Down The Street From The Clinic
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Lawrence Arms - Lose Your Illusion 1
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Lawrence Arms - Seventeener (17th and 37th)
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Lawrence Arms - The March Of The Elephants
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Lawrence Arms - "I'll Take What's In The Box, Monty"
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Lawrence Arms - 100 Resolutions
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Lawrence Arms - 106 South
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Lawrence Arms - 3AM QVC Shopping Spree Hangover
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Lawrence Arms - A Boring Story
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Lawrence Arms - A Guided Tour Of Chicago
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Lawrence Arms - A Toast
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Lawrence Arms - A Wishful Puppeteer
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Lawrence Arms - Abracadaver
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Lawrence Arms - Acheron River
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Lawrence Arms - Alert The Audience!
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Lawrence Arms - All The Week
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Lawrence Arms - An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance
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Lawrence Arms - Another Boring Story
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Lawrence Arms - Are You There, Margaret? It's Me, God
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Lawrence Arms - Asa Phelps Is Dead
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Lawrence Arms - Beautiful Things
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Lawrence Arms - Beyond The Embarrassing Style
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Lawrence Arms - Boatless Booze Cruise (Part 1)
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Lawrence Arms - Brickwall Views
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Lawrence Arms - Chapter 13: The Hero Appears
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Lawrence Arms - Chicago Is Burning ...
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Lawrence Arms - Criminal
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Lawrence Arms - Cut It Up
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Lawrence Arms - Detention
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Lawrence Arms - Drunk Mouth Kitchen Smile
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Lawrence Arms - Eighteen Inches
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Lawrence Arms - Faintly Falling Ashes
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Lawrence Arms - Fireflies
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Lawrence Arms - Ghost Stories
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Lawrence Arms - Ghostwriter
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Lawrence Arms - Great Lakes/Great Escapes
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Lawrence Arms - Heaven Help Me
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Lawrence Arms - Here Comes The Neighbourhood
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Lawrence Arms - Hesitation Station
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Lawrence Arms - Hey, What Time Is "Pensacola: Wings Of Gold" On Anyway?
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Lawrence Arms - Intransit
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Lawrence Arms - Introduction (The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure Sing The Hobo Clown Chorus)
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Lawrence Arms - Jumping The Shark
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Lawrence Arms - Kevin Costner's Casino
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Lawrence Arms - Key To The City
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Lawrence Arms - Last, Last Words
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Lawrence Arms - Light Breathing (Me And Martha Plimpton In A Fancy Elevator)
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Lawrence Arms - Like a Record Player
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Lawrence Arms - Metropole
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Lawrence Arms - Minute
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Lawrence Arms - Navigating The Windward Passage
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Lawrence Arms - Nebraska
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Lawrence Arms - Necrotism: Decanting the Insalubrious (Cyborg Midnight) Part 7
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Lawrence Arms - Northside, The L&L, And My Number Of Crappy Apartments
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Lawrence Arms - October Blood
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Lawrence Arms - Ol' Mexico Way
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Lawrence Arms - Old Dogs Never Die
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Lawrence Arms - On With The Show
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Lawrence Arms - One Day, We're All Gonna Weigh 400 Lbs
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Lawrence Arms - Outro (Hobo Reprise)
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Lawrence Arms - Overheated
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Lawrence Arms - Porno And Snuff Films
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Lawrence Arms - Presenting: The Dancing Machine
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Lawrence Arms - Quincentuple Your Money
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Lawrence Arms - Recovering The Opposable Thumb
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Lawrence Arms - Requiem Revisited
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Lawrence Arms - Right As Rain (Part 2)
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Lawrence Arms - Sixteen Hours
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Lawrence Arms - Smokestacks
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Lawrence Arms - Take One Down And Pass It Around
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Lawrence Arms - The Corpses Of Our Motivations
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Lawrence Arms - The Devil's Takin' Names
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Lawrence Arms - The Disaster March
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Lawrence Arms - The First Eviction Notice
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Lawrence Arms - The Last One
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Lawrence Arms - The Old-Timer's 2x4
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Lawrence Arms - The Profiteers
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Lawrence Arms - The Rabbit And The Rooster
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Lawrence Arms - The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure
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Lawrence Arms - The Raw And Searing Flesh
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Lawrence Arms - The Revisionist
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Lawrence Arms - The Slowest Drink At The Saddest Bar On The Snowiest Day In The Greatest City
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Lawrence Arms - There's No Place Like A Stranger's Floor
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Lawrence Arms - These Pigs Seem To Be Getting The Best Of Me
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Lawrence Arms - Traditional
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Lawrence Arms - Turnstiles
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Lawrence Arms - Uptown Free Radio
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Lawrence Arms - Warped Summer Extravaganza (Major Excellent)
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Lawrence Arms - Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been
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Lawrence Arms - Your Gravest Words
The Profiteers
Lawrence Arms
They're dancing on the grave that I ain't even in
They're pissing on my shoes
And they're fucking my mom and aunts again
And I'm choking on the fumes
Of a promising youth
That crumbled into sloppy, dusty doom
Once I spread my wings and flew
But if it smells like shit and it looks like shit
Then my friend, you can bet that we'll get rich off it
If you can dream it, you can wrap it up and give it
To the girl you been loving or just thinking about fucking
And baby, it's a crazy fucking world
They sold a healthy white baby to the trenchcoat moms
They said, "A healthy white baby? What else do you got?"
They said, "A negra born with its heart outside and
A filthy cocksucker that can't stop getting high"
And I drive all night and they never pull me over
Even though I'm always high, you won't like me when I'm sober
'Cuz I just check my phone and sigh over and over
And over and over and over and over
Over and over and over and over
And over and over and over and over
And over and over and over and over
And over and over and over
And I wanna pound bricks on a night like this
Wake up a hundred miles or so from where I shoulda been
I got nothing but time to kill, so baby jump in
Let's go see the people, baby, that we could have been
These are the people, baby, that we could have been
These are the people that we maybe should have been
But if it smells like shit and it looks like shit
Then there's a guy who's gonna try to stick his dick in it
If you can scream it, you can wrap it up and sell it
To that girl you been loving or just dreaming about fucking
And baby, whoa
It's a crazy fucking world
You can scream it
You can wrap it up and sell it
To the girl you been loving
Or just lying about fucking, baby
It's a crazy fucking world
