They want me to be nice
They want me to be good
But I'm a simple rotten guy
Who's just misunderstood
They said that I should change
And wear a purity smile
But smiling makes my face hurt
And happiness is vile
They want me to give up the only life I've ever had
But it's so good to be bad
It's good to be bad,
It's great to be a crook,
It's nice to be a villain like you read about in books
It's swell to be nasty
It's keen to be so mean
Yes, I'm an extraordinary nastiness machine
It's good to be bad
It's great to be a crook,
It's nice to be a villain like you read about in books
It's swell to be nasty
It's keen to be so mean
Yes, I'm an extraordinary nastiness machine
It's good to be bad
Wow! I feel bad! Ha, ha!
