(Merry Bitchmas)
(Merry Bitchmas)
Ho-ho-ho-ho
Show up in my stockings 'cause you like me like that
Showing off the presents you don't get to unwrap
Creepin' over Christmas, that's a lot to unpack
Even Santa can't believe you fumbled this bag
I'm not afraid to leave you freezing out here in the snow
I won't be missin' you up underneath the mistletoe
Find someone else to keep you warm because my heart is cold
You pissed off the wrong ho, ho, ho, ho, so
Merry Bitchmas, check you off my wishlist
You think I'm kiddin'? Watch me flip the switch
Miss me with your bullshit, I don't want your presents
A better you is coming down my chimney any second
Merry Bitchmas, all I want for Christmas
Is a not-so-holy night with you not in it
If you hate me, cry to Santa baby
I was nice and naughty for you till you turned me vicious
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
(Merry) Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, oh
Seasonal depression, hitting different, getting over me
Took your broken heart and left it underneath the Christmas tree
I saw what you sent her, so I printed out the gift receipts
Think I wouldn't make you pay for all the shit you did to me?
Merry Bitchmas, check you off my wishlist
You think I'm kiddin'? Watch me flip the switch
Miss me with your bullshit, I don't want your presents
A better you is coming down my chimney any second
Merry Bitchmas, all I want for Christmas
Is a not-so-holy night with you not in it
If you hate me, cry to Santa baby
I was nice and naughty for you till you turned me vicious
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
(Merry) Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas
I'm not afraid to leave you freezing out here in the snow
I won't be missin' you up underneath the mistletoe
Find someone else to keep you warm because my heart is cold
You pissed off the wrong ho, ho, ho, ho, so
Merry Bitchmas, check you off my wishlist
You think I'm kiddin'? Watch me flip the switch
Miss me with your bullshit, I don't want your presents
A better you is coming down my chimney any second
Merry Bitchmas, all I want for Christmas
Is a not-so-holy night with you not in it
If you hate me, cry to Santa baby
I was nice and naughty for you till you turned me vicious
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
(Merry) Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas
