Take It Like A Man

[Emmett]
What is this place?

[Elle]
It's called a Department Store

[Emmett]
It's, It's beautiful

[Elle]
Shh

[Elle]
First a deep breath
Take it all in
Feel all those halogens warming your skin
Smell how they pump in pure oxygen
See they care

[Lady]
Love?

[Emmett]
Excuse me?

[Lady]
Love, the fragrance from Chanel

Emmett
Oh, no thank you

[Elle]
I know you're scared
Nevertheless
Think of the people you want to impress
Swallow your pride for me
Just nod yes and prepare
'Cause something's in the air

[Emmett]
I think it's love

[Elle]
Exactly!

[Elle]
Here you'll become what your suppose to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it
So take it like a man

[Emmett]
What does she want?
Not really sure
Why can't we leave things the way that they were?
Why can I never say no to her?
What's that smell?

[Guy]
Subtext, by Calvin Klein

[Emmett]
That I don't like
That's kind of neat
Guys who wear that get beat up on my street
Still I've come this far
I can't retreat in my shell
I'm in the hands of Elle
What the hell?

[Both]
Here you'll become what your suppose to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it
So take it like a man

[Elle]
God, I love shopping for guys!

[Emmett]
This is very strange

[Elle]
Watching them change right before my eyes!

[Emmett]
Don't watch me change

[Elle]
Look at him striking a pose
His confidence grows
He'll bloom like a rose

[Emmett]
It's just clothes

[Elle]
God I love shopping for men!

[Emmett]
Okay, this is nice

[Elle]
They walk in a two, they walk out a ten!
Emmett
Is this the price?

[Elle]
Don't worry this is my treat
There's someone I'd like you to meet

[Both]
Whoa

[Emmett]
I look like Warner

[Elle]
Yeah

[Emmett]
But it's just me

[Elle]
That's the best part
The outside is new
But now it reflects, what's already in you
Couldn't change that if I wanted to
And I do not

[Emmett]
Thank You

[Elle]
No, thank you

[Elle]
This is no gift
It's payment in kind
Cause you saw beyond all the blonde to my mind
Oh, we've got to buy this
What are you blind?
You look hot
Is he not hot?

Background
He's hot, hot, hot, hot
Here you'll become what your suppose to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be

[Emmett]
Not quite the guy I'da chose to be
But when she's standing so close to me
I think I like her plan

[Both]
Here's your chance to make it (your chance to make it)
So take it like (so take it like)

[Everyone]
A man!
A man!
A man!