The urban desperado Drives an eldorado Long and black with big white walls He’s got a phone and tv He such a sight to see As he cruises all the shopping malls He wears a leisure suit He looks like a fruit But little girls are what he likes He’s got nothin’ to say Wears a greasy toupee He likes to be tickled with spikes
Hey little girl let me give you a ride Ride in my eldorado Hey little girl let me give you a ride Ride, ride urban desperado
He’s got a wife and kids He’s got baggy eyelids With a great big scowl on his face He got two cute little girls With shiny blond curls Ya make his heart start to race He’ll offer you a ride But once you’re inside He mixes you a couple of drinks When he’s makin’ his play You want to go away You know he’s got one thing on his mind
Hey little girl let me give you a ride Ride in my eldorado Hey little girl let me give you a ride Ride, ride urban desperado
