Me and Mary Callahan we go a long way back
 
 God knows how many times I tried to get her in the sack
 
 One night she said just give me time till next Saint Patricks day
 
 I'll make your waiting all worthwhile I'll let you have your way
 
  
  But then she left me for some man and now she runs a house down in Amsterdam
 
 The few times that I'm sober I find it hard to see
 
 She had all that loving in her but she wouldn't give it to me
  
 
 But oooh! There's still whiskey in the whiskey jar
 
 Hey, hey! Drink up be merry
 
 Oooh! Free the whiskey from the whiskey jar
 
 Hey, hey! Goodbye to Mary 
  
 
 Then came Mary number two her last name was O' Toole
 
 She said that she would take my name she'd be my Emerald jewel
 
 I should have known right then and there it wasn't meant to be
 
 The next day she was on a boat across the Irish sea
  
 
 She left me for some foreign man and now she raises kids down in Pakistan
 
 She said she wanted freedom, needed to be free
 
 I guess her kind of freedom meant breaking free from me
  
 
 But oooh! There's still whiskey in the whiskey jar
 
 Hey, hey! Drink up be merry
 
 Oooh! Free the whiskey from the whiskey jar
 
 Hey, hey! Goodbye to Mary
  
 
 Sometimes if I get sober I find it hard to see
 
 They had all that loving in them but they wouldn't give it to me
  
 
 But oooh! There's still whiskey