I'll probably be on my own until my dying day 
 Just lying undiscovered on the floor left to decay 
 I won't have seen those places I wanted to have seen 
 I'll probably be living in some flat in Milton Keynes 
 I'll probably buy groceries with coupons I collect 
 I'll have to cash them in in supermarkets I detest 
 If I have to go to Iceland, I think I might be sick 
 I'll only go to Iceland if it's got a Reykjavik 
    I'm a going nowhere 
 Sad case, loser 
 I only ever wanted to be happy, happy, happy 
 That's all I want to be   
 I'll probably find someone who can be my Mr. A 
 I'll try to make him stay with me for longer than one night 
 I imagine he'll then realize I'm approaching 33 
 He'll go off with someone younger and much prettier than me 
 She'll be called Saffron, Arabella or Louise 
 She'll be beautiful, exotic, and have legs as long as trees 
 Meanwhile, in the garden as you do 
 I'll be looking for a bunny I could use for rabbit stew   
 'Cause I'm a going nowhere 
 Sad case, loser 
 I only ever wanted to be happy, happy (shit!) happy 
 That's all I want to be