I can hear a grumble in the corner of the room 
 It's calling me and getting louder, I can feel impending doom 
 I try to concentrate on something else 
 But it teases me so easily and then 
 I find it's ever so sensational, it's almost gravitational 
 The way it pulls me over, well, it's insatiable 
 It's too inviting, too exciting 
 Refrigerator one, Bridget null 
 Its just too 
    Yummy! 
 Yummy, yummy, scrummy 
 It's so low for me 
 It's not right but I can't help myself (yummy!) 
 Yummy! 
 Yummy in my tummy 
 Might seem quite funny 
 But we all know that soon I won't be low   
 I like to spend my evening on the sofa in pajamas 
 I like reading magazines and books by Dali Lamas 
 What I really like to do is turn the telly on and scarf my face 
 It's never unconditional, fudge is not nutritional nor is full fat cola 
 Hagaan daas with chocolate chips are emigrating to me hips 
 Refrigerator two, Bridget null 
 It's just too   
 Yummy! 
 Yummy, yummy, scrummy 
 It's so low for me 
 It's not right but I can't help myself (yummy!) 
 Yummy! 
 Yummy in my tummy 
 Might seem quite funny 
 But we all know that soon I won't be low   
 Yummy! 
 Yummy, yummy, scrummy 
 It's so low for me 
 It's not right but I can't help myself (yummy!) 
 Yummy!