If there is ever a moment to be taken shy It's when I have to take off my clothes And so I've finally planned to get my act together In an effort to be put on show
CHORUS So I'm working out To be a physical dream Working out Could even make the movie screen Working out To build up confidence Working out Because you know it makes sence
With the curves in their selective places I'll be a miracle of modern man And the body I see in the mirror Will be lost forever in my historic plan
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Sometimes nature will deliver right on time And my wish may finally come true So with a little bit of toning here and there From the glossy magazines I'll be facing you
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(spoken) Young man have you ever appeared in a movie before The casting director is looking for someone just like you We may have to change your name of course And the contract could tie you up for the next five years Why don't you fly to Hollywood next week At home we call it Tinseltown
Let's do dinner Let's do desert Let's do cocktails Have a nice day
