The Club

[CLUBBERS]
Vanessa!

[USNAVI]
Damn, this is nice
I really like what they’ve done with the lights
So, the hot club in Washington Heights
You might be right, this music’s tight
Yo, did I mention that you look great tonight
Because you do you really—

[VANESSA]
Usnavi, relax!

[USNAVI]
Relax, qué relaxed? I’m relaxed

[HOT COUPLE]
Wepa! Vanessa!

[USNAVI]
So you’ve been here before
I don’t go out; I get so busy with the store
Y cada día it’s a brand new chore
My arms are sore; no time for the dance floor
But maybe you and me should hang out some more
I’m such a dork, but I—

[VANESSA]
Let’s go get a drink

[USNAVI]
Something sweet

[VANESSA]
You know me, a little bit of cinnamon

[CLUBBERS]
Wepa! Vanessa!

[BENNY]
Here’s to getting fired!

[USNAVI]
To killing the mood!

[BOTH]
Salud!

[BENNY]
Without so much as a “thank you!”

[USNAVI]
After five long years

[BOTH]
Cheers!

[BENNY]
To finally getting Vanessa!
Man, fix your collar...

[USNAVI]
Holler!

[BENNY]
To doing shots on a weekend!

[USNAVI]
As long as you buy ‘em, l’chaim!

[JOSE]
Hey you!

[VANESSA]
Who?

[JOSE]
You!

[VANESSA]
Who, me?

[JOSÉ]
You wanna dance?

[VANESSA]
Naw, man…

[JOSE]
Okay, I took my chance…

[USNAVI]
It’s cool, it’s cool, hey, if you want to…

[VANESSA]
You don’t mind?

[USNAVI]
I’m fine! I’m fine!

[BENNY]
Yo!

[USNAVI]
Yo!

[BENNY]
Who’s Vanessa talkin’ to?

[USNAVI]
Some dude!

[BENNY]
Some dude?!
That’s messed up, she’s tryin’ to make you jealous!

[USNAVI]
Jealous, I ain’t jealous, I can take all these fellas, whatever!

Usnavi grabs Vanessa from José and dances with her

[NINA]
Benny, can we take a walk outside?

[BENNY]
And there she is

[NINA]
I’m so sorry, I didn’t know

[BENNY]
Who let you in? Yo, this is the girl who cost us our jobs today!

[NINA]
I’m going to make it right!

[BENNY]
A toast to the end of all I know!

[NINA]
You’ve had enough!

[BENNY]
Says the girl who has it all

[NINA]
That’s not fair

[BENNY]
Well why don’t you run home to daddy?
He loves to remind me that I’ll never be good enough for your family… for you…

[NINA]
You don’t know me

[BENNY]
Poor you...

[NINA]
I thought you were different

[BENNY]
Salud

[MEN]
Vanessa, let me get the next one!
Vanessa, let me interject some!
The way you sweat, the way you flex on the floor
It makes me want you more!

Vanessa, let me get the next one!
Vanessa, let me interject some!
The way you sweat, the way you flex on the floor
It makes me want you more!

Vanessa, let me get the next one!
Vanessa, let me interject some!
The way you sweat, the way you flex on the floor
It makes me want you more!

[USNAVI]
Bartender!
Let me get an amaretto sour for this ghetto flower!
How are you so pretty?
You complete me
You had me at "hello," you know you need me
Truly, madly, deeply, let’s get freaky
Oh I get it you’re the strong and silent type
Well, I’m the Caribbean island type
And I can drive you wild all night!
But I digress!
Say something so I don’t stress

[YOLANDA]
No hablo inglés

[USNAVI]
Yes!