Slippery jack, no more turning back,
 
 All around, morning humor
 
  
  I am a waiter and i am a server
 
 I'll run to your needs with strength and fervor
 
 In times when you are wasted i will walk in
 
 Through the door, pick you from the floor
 
 Then watch you grow into a man
  
 
 With a big burly beard
 
 And a mustache to match
 
 I'll watch you love the world
 
 And all that it has...
  
 
 With that morning humor,
 
 Morning humor
 
 The kind that wakes you up
 
 The kind that's in my blood
 
 Morning humor, morning humor, yeah...
  
 
 I am on top again, soon to be low again
 
 Oh will this ever end?
 
 I'm sorry i don't mean to sound like a whale
 
 Trapped in the ice, but ain't it nice to say exactly
 
 What i please...
  
 
 With a big toney voice or a
 
 Soft mellow voice or the
 
 Loud boisterous voice of an opera, opera lady!
  
 
 With that morning humor,
 
 Morning humor
 
 The kind that wakes you up.
 
 The kind that's in my blood
 
 Morning humor, morning humor, yeah...
  
 
 But the joke that kills
 
 Is just a joke to you
 
 You need some...
  
 
 Slippery jack, no more turning back,
 
 All around, morning humor
  
 
 The kind that wakes you up
 
 The kind that's in my blood...
  
 
 Morning humor...