Those candles that you bought me for Christmas
I can’t burn them ‘cause they smell like you
And every time I walk into a Starbucks
I see you at every table
It’s been a while since I’ve had cold brew
Don’t you know how hard it is
To find a decent guy in the city of 4,000
Where everybody looks like you
Don’t even get me started on the way
You saw this song online and called told
Me you didn’t but you did and I have proof that
You ruined the 1975 now I listen and think about getting high
In the bedroom windows open
Mom is home but we’re still smoking
You ruined The 1975
Now I listen and cry, 'cause you sang:
We share friends in Soho
While you told me that none of your friends know
And I hated you for that
But its been two years now
And I really just hate you
For making me hate my favorite band
You broke my heart and went away to college
You were only fifteen minutes down the road
And I always thought you’d show up to say sorry
But as time went on I started to lose hope
Don’t you know how hard it is to find a decent guy
When you never gave me closure
What the hell was I to do
Don’t even get me started on the way you saw this song online
I guess it must’ve thrown you
‘cause you called and said you knew that
You ruined the 1975 now I listen and think about getting high
In the bedroom windows open
Mom is home but we’re still smoking
You ruined The 1975
Now I listen and cry, 'cause you sang:
We share friends in Soho
While you told me that none of your friends know
And I hated you for that
But its been two years now
And I really just hate you
For making me hate my favorite band
