Hey party people 
 Hey my party people 
 Hey, hands up if you rockin' with me 
    Hey party people 
 Hey my party people 
 LMFAO and Dirt Nasty   
 Hey party people 
 Hey my party people 
 Hey, hands up if you rockin' with me   
 Hey party people 
 Hey my party people 
 LMFAO and Dirt Nasty   
 Now I got everything that a dude could want 
 House in the hills made by Louis Vuitton 
 But when I dance in the spot 
 All the ladies cut 
 'Cause it looks like I had a seizure up in the club   
 I can't dance 
 Not at all 
 In L.A. 
 We play the wall 
 I wanna dance 
 I can't do it 
 I can't dance 
 I'm too Jewish'   
 I can't dance (x4)   
 Me and sky blue at the spot there was nothing but freaks 
 This dude was dancing like way off beat 
 Dude had moves I aint seen before 
 He grabbed the back of his neck 
 Slammed down to the floor 
 Is he hurtin' 
 Or is he jerkin' 
 I don't know but it seems to be workin' 
 He's got 
 All the ladies screaming his name 
 Dirt Nasty, are you okay? 
 He can't dance 
 You dumb biitch 
 But he's cute 
 Why don't you suck his dick already? 
 He left the club on another journey 
 Listenin' to his IPod layin' on a gurney 
 He can't dance'   
 (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ') 
 No, I heard him say I can't dance 
 (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ') 
 Nope I wish I could but I can't' 
 (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ') 
 I can't dance '(x2) 
 (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ')   
 When I walk into the club I can't feel the beat 
 Don't ask me to dance I got two left feet 
 Tryin' to mack but I got no game 
 'Cause it look like my whole damn body's in pain 
 I can't dance 
 I'm at the bar 
 Or at home watchin' dancin' with the stars 
 I got the looks 
 I got the money 
 When I dance the ladies think I'm funny, funny, funny, funny'   
 When I dance the ladies think I'm funny' 
 I can't dance'   
 Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up' 
 I can't dance' 
 Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up' 
 Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up'   
 Yeah hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas, 'cause I can't dance to save my life (x2)   
 Yeah, Dirt Nasty, 
 LMFAO 
 I'm tryin' to dance hommies 
 I'm tryin' to learn from y'all 
 I just think I'm a little too white for this but 
 Ima keep tryin' 
 Ima keep studyin' 
 Ima take ballet class 
 Ima take jazz, tap, hip hop class 
 You know what I mean 
 And I'ma come on stage and do the jerk with you baby 
 Dirt Nasty, LMFAO 
 Hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas, 'cause I can't dance to save my life 
 Yeah 
 Hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas, 'cause I can't dance to save my life 
 Nope