Take off your space suit Take off your raincoat Take off your scuba gear Take out your earplugs Take off that plastic Representation of Richard Nixon's head
Take off your neck brace Take off your snow shoes Take off your leather pants Take off your sweatshirt Take off your hairnet And lose the tattoo Of Richard Nixon's head
And skinny dip with me (None of you will see) No one else will see Except you and me And maybe Richard Nixon
Ahhh...
Take off your glasses Take off your make-up Take off your fingernails Take out your dentures Take off your false leg Take out your glass eye And take off your toupee
Ohhh...
Take out your liver Take out your brainstem Take out your skeleton Take out your stomach And your intestines And your appendix And pull off all your skin
And skinny dip with me (None of you will see) No one else will see Except you and me And maybe Richard Nixon