I'm staring at the front door in my coat
 
 It's kinda rainy, i've a feeling i don't want to know
 
 I'm walking down the pavement, here i go
 
 I'm heading for a place i've been a million times before
 
  
  And there's a thousand better ways that i could spend my time
 
 Than coversation with somebody where the sun don't shine
 
 There's lots of people i can be around and not pretend
 
 That i've been everywhere before
 
 And i call 'em my friends
 
 Friends
  
 
 Somebody's got a party where i go
 
 I wish i lost the invitation
 
 There's nobody there i know
 
 Conversation gets too loud
 
 Too many people want to talk
 
 I wish they'd turn it all down
  
 
 And everybody's got a million different points of view
 
 But when you're looking out the window
 
 That they're looking through
 
 Don't you think it's kinda stupid
 
 Trying to jump onto the rat race
 
 Train that's going the same way too
  
 
 And there's a thousand better ways that i could spend my time
 
 Than coversation with somebody where the sun don't shine
 
 There's lots of people i can be around and not pretend
 
 That i've been everywhere before
 
 And i call 'em my friends
 
 Friends
  
 
 I look at my reflection on their wall
 
 I feel so empty
 
 I'm surprised to see my face in there at all
 
 I make up an excuse to call my phone
 
 And less than 20 minutes later
 
 I'm in a taxi heading home
  
 
 And richard burton's on a bender trying to get back home
 
 He's never been so many miles
 
 From back where he comes from
 
 He must be 20 times the legal limit staring at the end
 
 There's not a telephone for miles
 
 I want to talk to my friends
 
 There's a thousand better ways
 
 That i can spend my time
 
 Than coversation with somebody where the sun don't shine
 
 There's lots of people i can be around and not pretend
 
 That i've been everywhere before
 
 And i call 'em my friends
 
 Friends