Lookin' at you with your seven toes Always there when I'm tastin' the woes Your shit stinks worse than the rest But my honey, I think you're the best You are the best, oh, oh, oh, you are the best Catchin' flies like no pussy can You're more faithful than any man So soft & sweet & beautiful I never ever wanna let you go And you're never dell. No! No! No! You're never dell 'Cause you're my friend, Edgar My friendly friend, Edgar My feline friend, Edgar My friendly friend, Edgar You're named after that Poe dude Love a spankin' if you're in the mood So soft and sweet and cuddly Baby, baby make me wanna sing And I think you're the best! Yes, yes, yes! I think you're the best Stand by me through thick & thin Cryin' at the door I'll let you in Lookin' at you with your loving eyes So young but you seem so wise Eatin' food before Miso can Chewin' plastic on the garbage can Love a nip when you wanna get high Piss in the shower cause you're so fly! My friendly friend, my feline friend...
